Who Can Resist Pink Skulls?

January is the time for a lot of things: new year's resolutions, the scramble to sign up for your key races on the Setup Events calendar, and my personal favorite, the time to buy new swim suits. If you've ever had the unfortunate chance to swim with me you know I go old school: speedo, marble bag, banana hammock, 8 & under suit, whatever you want to call it, the suit doesn't come down to my knees. Unfortunately, it can't be just any speedo. It has to be one of the uglier, more audacious ones I can find.

In previous years, Speedo has had a pretty good selection of suits most people wouldn't be caught dead in. I know I've had flowered ones, ones with hearts and swirls on them, and some other choice numbers I can't recall. To start this year, Speedo's offerings are fairly weak. Plaid is ugly on a swim suit but TYR has pulled out all the stops. This suit kicks ass! No one in their right mind should be able to resist a swim suit with pink skulls on it. Feel free to do everything in your power not to swim with me.